queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

10 Things About Me 

Ooh I just realized that I was tagged by Miss Maclovius! 

10 Things About Me!

1.  I’m a teacher. I teach elementary school kids from kindergarten to grade 8. 

2.  I was an art student and I also majored in English. 

3.  I play a lot of League of Legends. I mostly main ADC and support. My favourite champion is Miss Fortune (though I really don’t play her) and Sona. 

4.  I’m learning to play the ukulele. I LOVE MY UKE! 

5.  I’m double jointed in my fingers and my arms are crooked. 

6.  I wish I didn’t give up French in High School. I’m currently trying to learn it. 

7.  I don’t read enough but I’m a bit of a chain reader. I finished the Lord of the Rings in the span of a week. I have a habit of not being able to put down books. 

8.  I also chain TV shows. I finished 3 seasons of Arrested Development in 1 week. 

9.  I self-taught myself Photoshop when I was eleven. 

10. I want to have an art show before I turn 26….but realistically, 30. 

I don’t know who to tag so…if you feel compelled to fill this out, please do!

True story my friend made an elephant with his latte and i loled forever

True story my friend made an elephant with his latte and i loled forever

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014),
dir. by Wes Anderson

mandragona:

What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question my virility. Because, if there’s one thing we’ve learned from penny dreadfuls, it’s that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you’ve got to prove yourself from day one. You’ve got to win their respect. You should take a long look at HIS ugly mug this morning.”

Monsieur Gustave, Grand Budapest Hotel

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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September 21, 2014 @ 20:38 // 415,171 notes // VIA: nuclearnyx // ORIG: cremebun

the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

OMG LOKI SCREECH

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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